We Might Be Fine

Those damn Mayans and fanatics alike are trying to scare the whole world with this Twenty-Twelve "end of the world" hoopty-doo, and H-Beam is here to stop it! Taking advice from those cute little igbok™ stickers, we here at the H-Beam Estate would like to remind everyone out there in internet land that the world couldn't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia! Take the "H-Beam Loves You" mantra and spread it! Thanks for listening and always supporting the Weirdo Collective!

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H-Beam Bio: Don Bigoté

DON BIGOTE
OCCUPATION: Outlaw Moustache/Trim Specialist/Waxer & Milker
FAVORITE FOOD:
OFTEN HEARD SAYING: (Heavily muffled) “Who wants a moustache ride?”
No barber can tame him. No man can blame him. The power is all in the ‘stache. As Don Bigoté rides off into the setting sun, a lover waits, ready to take the ride of their life. With a horde of angry and insecure significant others closing in on his trail ready to shave him into oblivion, the casanova moustache of the H-Beam family will never straighten his curly ways as there is always a lover waiting for a moustache ride. Shrouded in mystery and shorn to secrecy, once your on top, there’s little to stop Don Bigoté’s Infamous moustache ride.

H-Beam : Complimentability : Live at Tidballs

Us be performing the mash-up hit single "Complimentability" off of that nonsensical Useful Box Of Hair. Had a great time with Jerry Pentacost on the drums, what a hitter. Fills up Tidballs like it needs to be. Totally bad ass with a great solo somewhere in the middle. Russel Wright is the duck. Water rolls off his back and stuff. Tastes delicious. He's playing that long four-string-falic-symbol that gets 'em going. Andrew Fantastic, ba-bada-ba-ba-ba-flam!!! He blows. He knows he blows. I'm partial but I think he's the best blower in town. He blows hard at times, especially his solo. What a blower. If you need blowing tips any of you Belmont up-and-comers, go see Mr. Hagen. Rick "T-Bone" Orcutt pays me so much money to call him that I should quit my day job, but the feeling I get while strumming next to him, is comfortable. He knows where and when to play. Thanks T-Bone (Cha-Ching!$!)

Big B, you motor-boatin-jake-brakin crazy man... thanks for signing up for the volunteer army.

See you soon

We Came At You Live On The Green

Not only did we get to share the stage with the notorious Space Capone and the Cooling System, but we were privileged to share the bill with who I personally believe are Nashville's finest entertainers, Here...Come...The...Mummies!

Great crowd, great vibe, great stage, great courthouse (Oh, the things we got away with on the courthouse steps). H-Beam's lineup was shamma lammin. The adorable Dylan Rowe on Bass, Ben J on the drums (Lost his H-Beam virginity on this show), Nathan Johnson and Topher Walberg on keys, always crowd pleasers. Stayc Givhan (you knew him as Bradley Knobbler ladies), Boots Hill making sure the screaming fans were at bay, and a big, steaming shout-out to Kelly F. with NOTeNEF Promotions pushing that "Useful Box Of Hair."

Thanks Chris Cobb. Thanks Mayor Dean. Thanks Nashville. We had a great time and hope you did too. It's refreshing to see the potential this city has.

Remember,
H-Beam loves you... there's always next time... and doo doo baby.

Matt

So, What's This Box?

And Mr. Huffman says, "What isn't this box?"

He stirs his light-ice cocktail and twizzles his moustache which we shall refer to hereafter as none other than Marvin. "...Burp...you need something sliced? Too bad. I got a box of hair. Diced? Wrong tree. Still a box of hair. A Useful Box of Hair. We are gathered here today, before all this bullshit, to marvel, not covet, this box of hair. Looking forward to it. I'm confident these H-Beam clowns can come up with some crazy uses for this Useful Box of Hair and so...can...you friends. The Crack-Pot Scientists at Wreakon Labs have brought you closer to a bigger, harrier box that we all know you're gonna love."

The Huff-Man takes a breath. It smells like hazelnuts and toast in here.

"Really, all you need to know folks, is that we all believe in you, H-Beam loves you, and there's always next time. Looking forward to this Box. It's gonna be fun. I might bring my Mum. And remember, this might hurt a little, you could always try harder...AND WHO TOUCHED ALL MY SHIT!"

Mitch Huffman and Marvin just passed out on your front porch with no pants.

Friday 09.25.09 : The Rutledge : H-Beam's Useful Box of Hair

June 5th at the Rutledge : Bootsaroo Gets a Taste of the Hot Dog Fiasco

In H-Beam news, it was a groundbreaking night at the Rutledge last Friday in Nashville, TN where H-Beam emerged from their studio hibernation chamber to pay homage to the great Boots Hill in quite a return to the Nashville stage. Due to Boots' love for hot dogs, H-Beam decided to present to the audience quite a salty treat during "The Tasty Plight of Portillo the Hot Dog." Along with the first ever 'Portillo Hot Dog Fiasco,' Mitch Huffman (Manager/Producer/Agent/Caterer/Allaroundbigdeal) recited a Boots inspired po-eem, Kanye West showed up with Bart DurHAM, and the H-Beam line-up was in top form. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy some live H-Beam!

- Big Charles Tuna

SETLIST 06/05/09
Boots: A Po-eem
Bang
Girlz Gone Wild
Banana / Kanye
The Tasty Plight of Portillo the Hot Dog
Luscious Gus
Thrifty Bitch
Mt. Change

Adam Brown (Rhythm Chicken), Nathan Johnson (Keys), Dylan Rowe (Bass), Matt Walberg (Guitar)


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A Message From Big Charles Tuna

Time to tune in and check out some Beam TV boys and girls. H-Beam is coming atchya with a VLOG update from that lovable duo, the Vaykay Piggay and Big Charles Tuna. They got the scoop on what those H-Beam guys are up to this hot Summer.



Keep tuning in for more updates little ones. Excitement is just a click away!

At Least We Still Have Music, Beer, and Super Bowls

First of all, thank you for live music. Whomever is solely or jointly responsible for such creation, hats off. It is what we here at the H-Beam Workshop believe to be a "recession-proof" industry. We didn't make much money before, and we haven't made much after the results of the "sad-panda" bear market. Nonetheless, people are still going out and enjoying live music, or free studio music for that matter. Grooves are dug, beer and libations are consumed, super bowls are had. We still are going out and taking part in a scene.

Amidst the global crisis' that are plaguing this little blue planet, many below even our uber-wise and benevolent mainstream news sources radar, we as a global people aimed at peace and goodwill to our fellow man we believe are the majority. No matter how much some want us to panic and think that the world is headed towards the demon days (and how some may believe they are already upon us), positivity, hanging out and letting loose every once in a while will persevere. God and Dog willing, H-Beam will still be freaking you out.

We, H-Beam would like to send our thoughts, hopes, and prayers to those in trouble right now, whether it be job-related, family, or otherwise. It's a mess we're in and no one is safe from it. We will always do our best to try and furnish something that makes you laugh, smile, cry, or shout.

A few weeks ago, Kelly Fenton and Mare Camuso from the RedGorilla Music Fest and myself went up to St. Louis to present the last leg of the "Road to RedGorilla." We met up with Jimmie Jazz a.k.a his Holiness Senor Eddy and took a tour of the St. Louis Anheuser Busch Beer Factory. They laid an astonishing fact on us during our elaborate free tour: If AB stopped production of Bud beer and its relatives, the Mid-West would run out of beer in 18 hours. Now that, my friends, would lead to panic in the streets.

Music is what the world has in common. We will be alright... as long as we have beer, live music, and super bowls.

H-Beam soars for new heights in Twenty-O-Nine

With a monumentally serious performance at the Windows Off the Cumberland "Renovation Debut" on New Years Eve, 2008, H-Beam rang in the new year with balloon solos, champagne toasts, a new fog machine, and all of the loveable characters you have come to know and love. Twenty-O-Nine is already looking to be a promising year full of new H-Beam material, a full length album, new videos, elaborate stage performances, as well as an expansion on H-Beam's web presence.

It only gets weirder from here folks, so to give you a little nibble, chew on this H-Beam preview of new music to come. It's gonna get messy.

"An H-Beam Audio Teaser"