We Might Be Fine

Those damn Mayans and fanatics alike are trying to scare the whole world with this Twenty-Twelve "end of the world" hoopty-doo, and H-Beam is here to stop it! Taking advice from those cute little igbok™ stickers, we here at the H-Beam Estate would like to remind everyone out there in internet land that the world couldn't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia! Take the "H-Beam Loves You" mantra and spread it! Thanks for listening and always supporting the Weirdo Collective!

We Might Be Fine - H-Beam

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What Have We Done...

Everyone is all a bustle in the H-Beam world, and it's all over that silly Panda. Our first splash into the music video realm will be christened by our cuddly, somewhat gimmicky but always unpredictable stage show character, "Love Panda," and it's silly theme song that is already a fan favorite. Our decision to feature ol' LP was hardened when our hero Conan O'brien had to change his long running character "The Masturbating Bear" (whom we believed was a distant cousin of the Love Panda) into the forcibly adapted "Self-Pleasuring Panda" (whom we are SURE is a relative to our slap-happy Panda).We hope this is a big enough attention getter to convey the message, we think we could do great things together.

The filming process was great. We went through a shit load of tissues. Lots of different locations all over the greater Nashville area. Mellow Mushroom, Goldrush, Exit/In, Musica Statue, that back alley. The Panda behaved the whole time far as I'm concerned. Who or what the Hell is that dog-thing? I'm not sure if our next music video will have quite the absurdity, but who knows with us, right? Thank you Stayc, Tom, Kelly, Toph, and fellow co-workers. Also, thank you to all of you creative influences. I'll spare the names to keep your reputation clean.

We hope this video touches you as much as the Love Panda touches itself.

H-Beam On Windows Media Guide? Thanks Mr. Gates!

Well would ya look at that! H-Beam is being featured on Windows Media Guide as a featured artist. Just follow the link to Windows Media page and click on H-Beam's picture for a FREE download of the single "Bang" off of Oojah (2006). Keep tuning in and telling yer friends about us. We're gonna keep on keepin' on this silly train until the tracks end! Doo Doo Baby!

The H-Beam Store

That's right consumers. Follow your stuff-driven appetites and fulfill your wildest H-Beam desires by taking a trip to the new "H-Beam Store" powered by ReverbNation. Along with the brand new h-beamlive.com designed by NOTeNEF Promotions, H-Beam is looking forward to making all of your consumerism fueled pleasures come true this magical Twenty-Ten.

THE H-BEAM STORE

East Side Story : 12/05/09 : The 5 Spot

Hay everybody. Big Charles Tuna here. Former pro race horse gone commentary extraordinaire. Keeping you crazy H-Beam fans in the know all things H-Beam.

What a wild Saturday night those boys of goo had over on the other side of the bridge. Full of poorly pronounced band names, tight jeans, and plenty-o-in-biding, the night started off with Evan P. Donahue, followed by the ever widening De Nova Dahl, and of course, the men of the hour, THE VERMICIOUS K'NIDS! Blazing out a down-right happy set in celebray of their new full length album. Thanks for having us out guys!

Then, at roughly 12:28 am Sunday morning, H-Beam took the stage. First was the East Nashville Survival Kit that Mitch Huffman sent, then, some great tunes off the new album "Useful Box Of Hair" (Shameless Self Promotion), Bart Durham and Bradley Knobbler showed up for some antics, the band was really getting into it, when all of a sudden the crowd erupted into an all out rumble! A full on fist fest! Sharks and Jets, tight pants and PBR cans everywhere! Windows were broken out with strong opinions, glasses were crafted into shivs and plows, Topher's pants were taken, no one was spared...

Then, H-Beam finished playing Banana and everyone calmed down. Finished out the set and cleared out the house. They wanted me to tell everyone thanks for coming out and they hope to see ya for the next episode.

On becalf of the ridiculous animal kingdom, stay clean, stay hydrated, and what a fun time ladies and gentleham. Oh what fun it twas.

Big Charles Tuna

So, What's This Box?

And Mr. Huffman says, "What isn't this box?"

He stirs his light-ice cocktail and twizzles his moustache which we shall refer to hereafter as none other than Marvin. "...Burp...you need something sliced? Too bad. I got a box of hair. Diced? Wrong tree. Still a box of hair. A Useful Box of Hair. We are gathered here today, before all this bullshit, to marvel, not covet, this box of hair. Looking forward to it. I'm confident these H-Beam clowns can come up with some crazy uses for this Useful Box of Hair and so...can...you friends. The Crack-Pot Scientists at Wreakon Labs have brought you closer to a bigger, harrier box that we all know you're gonna love."

The Huff-Man takes a breath. It smells like hazelnuts and toast in here.

"Really, all you need to know folks, is that we all believe in you, H-Beam loves you, and there's always next time. Looking forward to this Box. It's gonna be fun. I might bring my Mum. And remember, this might hurt a little, you could always try harder...AND WHO TOUCHED ALL MY SHIT!"

Mitch Huffman and Marvin just passed out on your front porch with no pants.

Friday 09.25.09 : The Rutledge : H-Beam's Useful Box of Hair

H-Beam soars for new heights in Twenty-O-Nine

With a monumentally serious performance at the Windows Off the Cumberland "Renovation Debut" on New Years Eve, 2008, H-Beam rang in the new year with balloon solos, champagne toasts, a new fog machine, and all of the loveable characters you have come to know and love. Twenty-O-Nine is already looking to be a promising year full of new H-Beam material, a full length album, new videos, elaborate stage performances, as well as an expansion on H-Beam's web presence.

It only gets weirder from here folks, so to give you a little nibble, chew on this H-Beam preview of new music to come. It's gonna get messy.

"An H-Beam Audio Teaser"

Here you are your honor, the evidence...

Andy A's big B-Day Extravaganza. The only Love Panda to date who gave us an Oscar-winning performance in "Death of a Love Panda." The night was full of ROCK and ROLL people. Crazy energy at this one. Mr. Ron Mac Daddy himself documented on his memory suspender retaining device. Very high tech people. Check it out: