H-Beam Bio: Don Bigoté

DON BIGOTE
OCCUPATION: Outlaw Moustache/Trim Specialist/Waxer & Milker
FAVORITE FOOD:
OFTEN HEARD SAYING: (Heavily muffled) “Who wants a moustache ride?”
No barber can tame him. No man can blame him. The power is all in the ‘stache. As Don Bigoté rides off into the setting sun, a lover waits, ready to take the ride of their life. With a horde of angry and insecure significant others closing in on his trail ready to shave him into oblivion, the casanova moustache of the H-Beam family will never straighten his curly ways as there is always a lover waiting for a moustache ride. Shrouded in mystery and shorn to secrecy, once your on top, there’s little to stop Don Bigoté’s Infamous moustache ride.

H-Beam Bio: Andrew Fantastic

ANDREW FANTASTIC
OCCUPATION: Lead Blower/Resident Magician/Disguise Master
FAVORITE FOOD: Anything without mustard
OFTEN HEARD SAYING: “I will make a bird appear.”
There’s magic in the air and it smells like money! It’s Andrew Fantastic! (Trumpets Fanfare) After studying at the most pompous music program in the nation, during his Hogshorts Close-Magic Magician residency, all the while working hand in hand with the Swedish equivalent of the C.I.A., Andrew Fantastic joined H-Beam. Kinda over-qualified. Yeah...we know. With his nimble fingers and cunning use of misdirection, Andrew Fantastic will blow your mind be it sound or sorcery. You might not even know it was him.