H-Beam Bio: Braddley Knobbler

BRADDLEY KNOBBLER
OCCUPATION: Club Hopper/Public Fornicator/Abercrombie Enthusiast
FAVORITE FOOD: Peaches, melons and plums
OFTEN HEARD SAYING: “Hey girl, did you go to Belmont?” and “You look 18.”
Hey Laaaaaaayyyyyy-deeeeeezzzzzz!!! The International Double D Braddley Knobbler is in effect! Watch out for this pick-up artist. Leading the field in University studies with a degree in Women’s Lib and a dual minor in Feminine Hygiene and Tennis, The Knobb is studying up and getting down the only way he knows how... The Baddley Knobbler way. Whether he is scoping out the hotties from the H-Beam stage or getting freaky in the bathroom stall, Braddley Knobbler is ready to try out his moves on you!