We Might Be Fine

Those damn Mayans and fanatics alike are trying to scare the whole world with this Twenty-Twelve "end of the world" hoopty-doo, and H-Beam is here to stop it! Taking advice from those cute little igbok™ stickers, we here at the H-Beam Estate would like to remind everyone out there in internet land that the world couldn't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia! Take the "H-Beam Loves You" mantra and spread it! Thanks for listening and always supporting the Weirdo Collective!

We Might Be Fine - H-Beam

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  We Might Be Fine by hbeamlive 

H-Beam Bio: Don Bigoté

DON BIGOTE
OCCUPATION: Outlaw Moustache/Trim Specialist/Waxer & Milker
FAVORITE FOOD:
OFTEN HEARD SAYING: (Heavily muffled) “Who wants a moustache ride?”
No barber can tame him. No man can blame him. The power is all in the ‘stache. As Don Bigoté rides off into the setting sun, a lover waits, ready to take the ride of their life. With a horde of angry and insecure significant others closing in on his trail ready to shave him into oblivion, the casanova moustache of the H-Beam family will never straighten his curly ways as there is always a lover waiting for a moustache ride. Shrouded in mystery and shorn to secrecy, once your on top, there’s little to stop Don Bigoté’s Infamous moustache ride.

H-Beam Officially Part of "The Weird American Music Scene"

Thanks to Erin Scholze with Dreamspider Publicity and Events for the H-Beam shoutout on North Carolina's WNCW's "The Weird American Music Scene" spotlight this past week. Being put into the same category as Zappa, Beefheart, Snake Oil Medicine Show and Harry Smith is an honor for us weirdos here at H-Beam Laboratories. We're gonna keep on with the bizarre, thanks for noticing!

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"Walberg's Useful Box of Hair album is the most unique collection..."

"Walberg's Useful Box of Hair album is the most unique collection of songs that I've ever heard! It's Clapton meets Hendrix manic guitar-driven music with lyrics by Hemingway and Zappa. And Charles Manson doing monologues between cuts."
- Rich Barnet author, This Business of Concert Promotion and Touring

Useful Box of Hair review by The Dune Review

Useful Box of Hair review by The Dune Review
"H-Beam is the Frank Zappa/Mike Patton fix that you’ve been needing for the past 5 years. Their music is spastic, eccentric, non-sensical, and terribly amusing to the point where you find yourself chuckling in your car-seat while on a business call. Their debut album, Useful Box Of Hair, has the Dune Review Seal-Of-Approval and is certainly something to check out. When I say its a mix between Zappa and Patton, I mean just that. But in NO way is that a bad thing in this situation. I’ve heard bands influenced by Zappa and Patton before, and it sounded like absolute garbage. When bands try to pull it off it sounds tried and unoriginal, but H-Beam pulls it off so well that it makes you wish Frank was still alive so that he and Patton could do a double-album together."

For full review please visit: http://www.thedunereview.com

Press Release: Useful Box of Hair 09.09.09

Nashville's experimental rock group, H-Beam, has just announced the release of their new full-length album, Useful Box of Hair. With 17 tracks, word has it to be reminiscent of their live show performances including H-Beam's colorful array of characters, Mel Brooks style humor, and guitar-fueled rock and roll. Useful Box of Hair drops digitally on 09.09.09 at a "pay what you want" price with the help of NoiseTrade. The official cd release party takes place on 09.25.09 at the Rutledge in Nashville, TN.

H-Beam's wild music and show pulls influences from a strong upbringing in the entertainment industry. By fusing aspects of theater and music, the band fathers a musical variety show resembling genes of Rocky Horror and Frank Zappa. Sweeping, psychedelic melodies and bizarre lyrical content propel their music, as slews of props and masks add to their outrageous antics.

With elaborate compositions pushed to the boundary by weird twisted humor, H-Beam captivates audiences by leaving them with a unique musical experience. The band harnesses the power of sheer sensory overload and imprints a lasting memory in the minds of those that dare to stray from the comforts of predictable rock formulas.

H-Beam's Useful Box of Hair
Digital Release: 09.09.09
CD Release Party: 09.25.09 at the Rutledge w/Uncle Milty and JPo & the VAB
www.h-beamlive.com

For more information please contact:
Kelly Fenton
615.403.8249
kelly@notenefpromotions.com

Side Note: H-Beam at Live on the Green sponsored by Lightning 100, Mayor Dean, and Team Green. 09.10.09 at 7pm w/Here Come the Mummies and Space Capone.