We Might Be Fine

Those damn Mayans and fanatics alike are trying to scare the whole world with this Twenty-Twelve "end of the world" hoopty-doo, and H-Beam is here to stop it! Taking advice from those cute little igbok™ stickers, we here at the H-Beam Estate would like to remind everyone out there in internet land that the world couldn't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia! Take the "H-Beam Loves You" mantra and spread it! Thanks for listening and always supporting the Weirdo Collective!

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Giant Mustache Sighting

Ladies and Gentlemen, we here at H-Beam Labs have reason to believe that there is a giant mustache combing the bars of Nashville, TN. After comb-pletion of our newest project/family member, the head wackos made sure to put "it" away until time for the mustache festivities at the end of this month. We have incredulous evidence in the form of poorly twitted photos and twits from sometime last Monday night around 8pm that show our "it" mingling in the Red Door East with the East Nashville socialites. It seems that our "It" has a fancy for swingin' hip hang-outs, 2-for-1's and happy hours. Our H-Beam Crime Lab used the latest in CSI:MIAMI technology and James Cameron Plug-Ins to heighten the images that were so poorly twitted.

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(source: titepantz206)
08:23:29:11   -  03/08/10
titepantz206: WTF?!?!?!

08:23:47:77   -  03/08/10
titepantz206: i know its happy hour, but im not that wazted. their is a giant mustache in here!!! & is that that guy from American Bang?!

08:24:03:51   -  03/08/10
titepantz206: this  is weirder than that PBR bender at 3 Crow during the Tomato Fest!!!

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ATTENTION!
If approached by sed "it" while socializing at your favorite Nashville hot spot, please. Remain calm, have some dip, by "it" a beer,  and gladly accept "it's" invitation to Mustache Friday at The Rutledge on March 26 with those Psych-Weirdos H-Beam along with The Japanese School Girls.

Please contact the Mustache Hotline at www.h-beamlive.com with any "it" sightings that may occur.

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