We Might Be Fine

Those damn Mayans and fanatics alike are trying to scare the whole world with this Twenty-Twelve "end of the world" hoopty-doo, and H-Beam is here to stop it! Taking advice from those cute little igbok™ stickers, we here at the H-Beam Estate would like to remind everyone out there in internet land that the world couldn't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia! Take the "H-Beam Loves You" mantra and spread it! Thanks for listening and always supporting the Weirdo Collective!

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We Came At You Live On The Green

Not only did we get to share the stage with the notorious Space Capone and the Cooling System, but we were privileged to share the bill with who I personally believe are Nashville's finest entertainers, Here...Come...The...Mummies!

Great crowd, great vibe, great stage, great courthouse (Oh, the things we got away with on the courthouse steps). H-Beam's lineup was shamma lammin. The adorable Dylan Rowe on Bass, Ben J on the drums (Lost his H-Beam virginity on this show), Nathan Johnson and Topher Walberg on keys, always crowd pleasers. Stayc Givhan (you knew him as Bradley Knobbler ladies), Boots Hill making sure the screaming fans were at bay, and a big, steaming shout-out to Kelly F. with NOTeNEF Promotions pushing that "Useful Box Of Hair."

Thanks Chris Cobb. Thanks Mayor Dean. Thanks Nashville. We had a great time and hope you did too. It's refreshing to see the potential this city has.

Remember,
H-Beam loves you... there's always next time... and doo doo baby.

Matt

So, What's This Box?

And Mr. Huffman says, "What isn't this box?"

He stirs his light-ice cocktail and twizzles his moustache which we shall refer to hereafter as none other than Marvin. "...Burp...you need something sliced? Too bad. I got a box of hair. Diced? Wrong tree. Still a box of hair. A Useful Box of Hair. We are gathered here today, before all this bullshit, to marvel, not covet, this box of hair. Looking forward to it. I'm confident these H-Beam clowns can come up with some crazy uses for this Useful Box of Hair and so...can...you friends. The Crack-Pot Scientists at Wreakon Labs have brought you closer to a bigger, harrier box that we all know you're gonna love."

The Huff-Man takes a breath. It smells like hazelnuts and toast in here.

"Really, all you need to know folks, is that we all believe in you, H-Beam loves you, and there's always next time. Looking forward to this Box. It's gonna be fun. I might bring my Mum. And remember, this might hurt a little, you could always try harder...AND WHO TOUCHED ALL MY SHIT!"

Mitch Huffman and Marvin just passed out on your front porch with no pants.

Friday 09.25.09 : The Rutledge : H-Beam's Useful Box of Hair

Press Release: Useful Box of Hair 09.09.09

Nashville's experimental rock group, H-Beam, has just announced the release of their new full-length album, Useful Box of Hair. With 17 tracks, word has it to be reminiscent of their live show performances including H-Beam's colorful array of characters, Mel Brooks style humor, and guitar-fueled rock and roll. Useful Box of Hair drops digitally on 09.09.09 at a "pay what you want" price with the help of NoiseTrade. The official cd release party takes place on 09.25.09 at the Rutledge in Nashville, TN.

H-Beam's wild music and show pulls influences from a strong upbringing in the entertainment industry. By fusing aspects of theater and music, the band fathers a musical variety show resembling genes of Rocky Horror and Frank Zappa. Sweeping, psychedelic melodies and bizarre lyrical content propel their music, as slews of props and masks add to their outrageous antics.

With elaborate compositions pushed to the boundary by weird twisted humor, H-Beam captivates audiences by leaving them with a unique musical experience. The band harnesses the power of sheer sensory overload and imprints a lasting memory in the minds of those that dare to stray from the comforts of predictable rock formulas.

H-Beam's Useful Box of Hair
Digital Release: 09.09.09
CD Release Party: 09.25.09 at the Rutledge w/Uncle Milty and JPo & the VAB
www.h-beamlive.com

For more information please contact:
Kelly Fenton
615.403.8249
kelly@notenefpromotions.com

Side Note: H-Beam at Live on the Green sponsored by Lightning 100, Mayor Dean, and Team Green. 09.10.09 at 7pm w/Here Come the Mummies and Space Capone.

The Release of Mt. Change

The epic-ness has arrived ladies and gentlemen, and it smells of meteors and burnt leather. We are rounding that proverbial corner and are a few months away from releasing our first full length album. Though long overdue by many a standard, we hope this amped track will tide the masses over while we finish up. Hope you enjoy, friends. Let the healing begin.

Click a dee mousie mouse here for da Mt. Change!