Tuesday, September 20, 2011

We Might Be Fine

Those damn Mayans and fanatics alike are trying to scare the whole world with this Twenty-Twelve "end of the world" hoopty-doo, and H-Beam is here to stop it! Taking advice from those cute little igbok™ stickers, we here at the H-Beam Estate would like to remind everyone out there in internet land that the world couldn't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia! Take the "H-Beam Loves You" mantra and spread it! Thanks for listening and always supporting the Weirdo Collective!

We Might Be Fine - H-Beam

"We Might Be Fine" on ReverbNation

  We Might Be Fine by hbeamlive 




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Monday, June 21, 2010

H-Beam : Complimentability : Live at Tidballs



Us be performing the mash-up hit single "Complimentability" off of that nonsensical Useful Box Of Hair. Had a great time with Jerry Pentacost on the drums, what a hitter. Fills up Tidballs like it needs to be. Totally bad ass with a great solo somewhere in the middle. Russel Wright is the duck. Water rolls off his back and stuff. Tastes delicious. He's playing that long four-string-falic-symbol that gets 'em going. Andrew Fantastic, ba-bada-ba-ba-ba-flam!!! He blows. He knows he blows. I'm partial but I think he's the best blower in town. He blows hard at times, especially his solo. What a blower. If you need blowing tips any of you Belmont up-and-comers, go see Mr. Hagen. Rick "T-Bone" Orcutt pays me so much money to call him that I should quit my day job, but the feeling I get while strumming next to him, is comfortable. He knows where and when to play. Thanks T-Bone (Cha-Ching!$!)

Big B, you motor-boatin-jake-brakin crazy man... thanks for signing up for the volunteer army.

See you soon

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

What Have We Done...



Everyone is all a bustle in the H-Beam world, and it's all over that silly Panda. Our first splash into the music video realm will be christened by our cuddly, somewhat gimmicky but always unpredictable stage show character, "Love Panda," and it's silly theme song that is already a fan favorite. Our decision to feature ol' LP was hardened when our hero Conan O'brien had to change his long running character "The Masturbating Bear" (whom we believed was a distant cousin of the Love Panda) into the forcibly adapted "Self-Pleasuring Panda" (whom we are SURE is a relative to our slap-happy Panda).We hope this is a big enough attention getter to convey the message, we think we could do great things together.

The filming process was great. We went through a shit load of tissues. Lots of different locations all over the greater Nashville area. Mellow Mushroom, Goldrush, Exit/In, Musica Statue, that back alley. The Panda behaved the whole time far as I'm concerned. Who or what the Hell is that dog-thing? I'm not sure if our next music video will have quite the absurdity, but who knows with us, right? Thank you Stayc, Tom, Kelly, Toph, and fellow co-workers. Also, thank you to all of you creative influences. I'll spare the names to keep your reputation clean.

We hope this video touches you as much as the Love Panda touches itself.

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Friday, April 30, 2010

Thank You Mr. Plaia!


H-Beam has recently been selected by the big cheese at Reverb Nation to be featured for the week on their homepage at reverbnation.com along with nine other talented artists. How awesome is that! Mama said we must be doing something right!

ReverbNation is the leading online music marketing platform used by over 650,000 artists, managers, record labels, and venues to grow their reach, influence, and business across the internet. Cofounder of ReverbNation, Lou Plaia is quoted after discovering H-Beam, “i fuckin love this band!!!!!!”
This week ReverbNation features H-Beam on their home page which also appears on a FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND facebook applications. Not too shabby, eh??

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Monday, December 07, 2009

East Side Story : 12/05/09 : The 5 Spot

Hay everybody. Big Charles Tuna here. Former pro race horse gone commentary extraordinaire. Keeping you crazy H-Beam fans in the know all things H-Beam.

What a wild Saturday night those boys of goo had over on the other side of the bridge. Full of poorly pronounced band names, tight jeans, and plenty-o-in-biding, the night started off with Evan P. Donahue, followed by the ever widening De Nova Dahl, and of course, the men of the hour, THE VERMICIOUS K'NIDS! Blazing out a down-right happy set in celebray of their new full length album. Thanks for having us out guys!

Then, at roughly 12:28 am Sunday morning, H-Beam took the stage. First was the East Nashville Survival Kit that Mitch Huffman sent, then, some great tunes off the new album "Useful Box Of Hair" (Shameless Self Promotion), Bart Durham and Bradley Knobbler showed up for some antics, the band was really getting into it, when all of a sudden the crowd erupted into an all out rumble! A full on fist fest! Sharks and Jets, tight pants and PBR cans everywhere! Windows were broken out with strong opinions, glasses were crafted into shivs and plows, Topher's pants were taken, no one was spared...

Then, H-Beam finished playing Banana and everyone calmed down. Finished out the set and cleared out the house. They wanted me to tell everyone thanks for coming out and they hope to see ya for the next episode.

On becalf of the ridiculous animal kingdom, stay clean, stay hydrated, and what a fun time ladies and gentleham. Oh what fun it twas.

Big Charles Tuna

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Memory Lane: Matt's Barbershopin' Days

This was forwarded to me by Garret Finley. The local paper (The Signal) misprinted our name. It should read "Sings With the Fishes."

Four Part Harmony Scores Musical Win

`Sleeps With the Fishes' barbershop quartet named Far West
District High School champions.

Singing in perfect harmony does have its advantages. Just
ask four fabulous 17 year olds, Garrett Finley, Casey
Theule, Robert Davis and Matt Walberg.

They've taken barbershop quartets to a new level by
becoming the first group from the Santa Clarita Chapter of
the Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of
Barbershop Quartet Singing in America in 28 years to win top
honors at the "Far West District High School Barbershop
Quartet Champions." The talented foursome, better known as
"Sleeps With the Fishes," competed among 13 other high
schools at the Far Western District Spring Convention held
in Fresno on March 17 and 18. In addition to winning the
championships, Finley and the barbershop quartet will be
featured on KABC Channel 7 at 9 p.m. Sunday.

Prior to winning the competition, Finley, a junior at
Valencia High, was nominated by his dad Greg Finley, and
chosen to be the "Cool Kid," of the month on the station's
special "Cool Kid," segment of the show hosted by newscaster
Henry Alfaro. The crew of Channel 7 paid a visit to Finley's
home on March 5, where all four boys were interviewed by
Alfaro. As a reward for being chosen as "Cool Kid," of the
month, Finley will receive a $1,000 U.S. Savings Bond.

Finley's mom Patti Finley said she couldn't be happier with
the success of the boys and their barbershop quartet. "It
was just a coincidence that Garrett was chosen as the `Cool
Kid,' at around the same time the boys won the competition,"
she said. "I'm so proud of them." Finley explained that the
boys were sponsored by the Santa Clarita Chapter of the
Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barber
Shop Quartet Singing in America (S.P.E.B.S.Q.S.A.).

"All of their hard work and rehearsals have paid off and
now offers are coming in for them to perform as the guest
quartet at other S.P.E.B.S.Q.S.A. chapter shows," Patti
said. "Now they're ready to take their act on the road."

The boys were equally as enthusiastic about their success.
Finley said winning the contest in Fresno was a great
thrill. "We knew we had a good sound and I think the reason
we won is because we put so much of our heart and soul into
the music," Finley said. "We showed the audience the love we
have for the music and they really picked up on that. The
harmonies are so great, and the people you meet in
barbershop and the S.P.E.B.S.Q.A. are the kindest,
friendliest people around."

Finley first met up with the members of the
S.P.E.B.S.Q.S.A., during his freshman year when he was a
cast member in "The Music Man." As one of the barbershop
quartet singers, Finley received coaching from the local
chapter of the S.P.E.B.S.Q.S.A. Later, Finley formed his own
quartet at Valencia High School with the help of an outreach
program geared toward introducing students to the art of
barbershop quartet singing.

Meanwhile, at Canyon High School, Walberg and Theule formed
a quartet of their own. Both groups met with success at The
Far West District competitions held in Fresno last year.
Finley, Theule and Walberg would learn of each others'
mutual interest while appearing in the Canyon Theatre
Guild's production of "Joseph and the Technicolor Dream
Coat," during the summer. During the breaks, the three would
break out the pitch pipe and sing in harmony together.

The trio would later recruit bass singer Davis to round out
the group. They began preparations for this year's Fresno
Competition in February with the help of singing coach,
Keith Goudy, of the Santa Clarita Barbershop Chapter. They
also received the help of professional singers, Jerry Lovell
and Kelly Shepard of the barbershop quartet, "Countdown."

Canyon senior Davis said he has enjoyed his experience as a
Barbershop Quartet singer as well. "In retrospect, I don't
at all regret the vigorous rehearsal or late nights that we
spent preparing for the contest," Davis said. "Joining the
quartet has brought me some of the most enjoyable times of
my life."

For Canyon High School junior, Theule, becoming a champion
barbershop quartet singer has been a dream come true.
"Singing barbershop has been one of the greatest things for
me," Theme said. "It really trains a person musically and
the friendships you develop along the way are incredible,
and hopefully life-long."

Walberg, a senior at Canyon High enjoyed his experience as
well. "It was amazing and exhilarating experience to sing
with such a mature sounding quartet," Walberg said. "It made
me feel like we were a professional quartet, which in
reality, we now are." Walberg explained that the foursome is
already being booked for some paying gigs coming up in the
future. For now, the boys will continue to practice their
craft, while encouraging others to give barbershop singing a
try. "Anyone can do it- guys, girls, young and old-everyone
should try it," Walberg said. "Singing in a quartet has been
one of the most enjoyable experiences I've ever had."

"Cool Kids" will air on KABC Channel 7, Sunday at 9 p.m.

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