So, What's This Box?

And Mr. Huffman says, "What isn't this box?"

He stirs his light-ice cocktail and twizzles his moustache which we shall refer to hereafter as none other than Marvin. "...Burp...you need something sliced? Too bad. I got a box of hair. Diced? Wrong tree. Still a box of hair. A Useful Box of Hair. We are gathered here today, before all this bullshit, to marvel, not covet, this box of hair. Looking forward to it. I'm confident these H-Beam clowns can come up with some crazy uses for this Useful Box of Hair and so...can...you friends. The Crack-Pot Scientists at Wreakon Labs have brought you closer to a bigger, harrier box that we all know you're gonna love."

The Huff-Man takes a breath. It smells like hazelnuts and toast in here.

"Really, all you need to know folks, is that we all believe in you, H-Beam loves you, and there's always next time. Looking forward to this Box. It's gonna be fun. I might bring my Mum. And remember, this might hurt a little, you could always try harder...AND WHO TOUCHED ALL MY SHIT!"

Mitch Huffman and Marvin just passed out on your front porch with no pants.

Friday 09.25.09 : The Rutledge : H-Beam's Useful Box of Hair

Press Release: Useful Box of Hair 09.09.09

Nashville's experimental rock group, H-Beam, has just announced the release of their new full-length album, Useful Box of Hair. With 17 tracks, word has it to be reminiscent of their live show performances including H-Beam's colorful array of characters, Mel Brooks style humor, and guitar-fueled rock and roll. Useful Box of Hair drops digitally on 09.09.09 at a "pay what you want" price with the help of NoiseTrade. The official cd release party takes place on 09.25.09 at the Rutledge in Nashville, TN.

H-Beam's wild music and show pulls influences from a strong upbringing in the entertainment industry. By fusing aspects of theater and music, the band fathers a musical variety show resembling genes of Rocky Horror and Frank Zappa. Sweeping, psychedelic melodies and bizarre lyrical content propel their music, as slews of props and masks add to their outrageous antics.

With elaborate compositions pushed to the boundary by weird twisted humor, H-Beam captivates audiences by leaving them with a unique musical experience. The band harnesses the power of sheer sensory overload and imprints a lasting memory in the minds of those that dare to stray from the comforts of predictable rock formulas.

H-Beam's Useful Box of Hair
Digital Release: 09.09.09
CD Release Party: 09.25.09 at the Rutledge w/Uncle Milty and JPo & the VAB
www.h-beamlive.com

For more information please contact:
Kelly Fenton
615.403.8249
kelly@notenefpromotions.com

Side Note: H-Beam at Live on the Green sponsored by Lightning 100, Mayor Dean, and Team Green. 09.10.09 at 7pm w/Here Come the Mummies and Space Capone.