The Becoming of JANE

H-Beam presents JANE : Saturday 04.19.08 Vanderbilt's Rites of Spring

a girl finds out who she really is... a lesbian.

"H-Beam will have you dancing and playing air guitar till you drop to your knees on Alumni Lawn at this year's Rites or Spring."
~The Vanderbilt Hustler
Chris Gearing : Versus Entertainment Publication

As the flowers bloom this Spring across Alumni Lawn, so will the explorative sexuality of one young girl as she is presented in H-Beam's rock and roll extravaganza "JANE." Consisting of material familiar to the avid H-Beam fan, but presented in a completely new fashion, H-Beam will perform the 30-minute piece which will take the audience through the turbulent journey of a girl who can't seem to make it with the "RITE" crowd.

Always striving to take their rock show to the next level of entertainment, H-Beam has cast a slew of local talent to perform as characters in their "musical" ranging from Rites appropriate "Feist" Fanatics and The "Lil Jon" Love Panda as well as the Admiral Doc Hop-a-long, and of course, Jane. The core trio of H-Beam will act as musical and spoken narrators for the JANE production with each guest character adding their own musical performances to the show.


With a rock and roll show full of H-Beam's signature as well as new characters, classic concepts of comedy, and drenched in innuendo, H-Beam is scheduled NOT to disappoint this April at Vanderbilt's Rites of Spring. Get ready for the most rockin-sexually-disorienting-face-melting-30-minutes Vanderbilt has ever experienced.