Camp "What Happens Here, Stays Here."
It's time to bust out your Stay-Puft Marshmallows, gather round the camp fire, and sing a roaring chorus of "Kumbayah" because the wacky wranglers of mayhem are taking you to SummerCamp this Saturday Night, March 1st.
The Summercamp Music Festival 2008 is a shindig taking place up in Chillicothe, IL May 23rd, 24th, and 25th that includes such artists as The Flaming Lips, Moe, Umphrey's McGee, and some band named Widespread Something-or-another. The organizers of the festival have created a traveling "American Idol" (minus Paula Abdul hooking up with contestants) that is scouting the states for talent to play the Summercamp Festival. Each city has a winner, who in turn get to play at the festival. The winner is determined by voter turnout. That's right folks, just in case you needed even more caucuses.
H-Beam is generally aware that these things are a popularity contest. Bands sabotaging equipment. Malicious comments made about some lead singer's pants no being tight enough. Two rivaling guitarists entering into an all out face melt bonanza. We've all seen it play out before, some a hundred times.
H-Beam just wants to go to camp. So here's there solution that will make them happy regardless.
Sign on up you happy campers. H-Beam is going camping in there own sick and twisted way. Taking the whole SummerCamp thing a direction only obvious to the ridiculous nature of the trio. Hike up your socks, dust your canoe, and pitch a tent cause it's gonna be a nutty one.
H-Beam Will be performing last of four bands in the evening. The bus leaves at Midnight to Camp "What Happens Here, Stays Here." Rumors of Crazy girls across the lake, shorts up on a flagpole, plenty of references to "Race For Your Life Charlie Brown," and I do believe the Admiral Doc Hop-a-long will be swamping by for a blistering lick or two.
H-BEAM NEEDS YOUR VOTE TO MAKE IT TO CHILLICOTHE FOR THE SUMMERCAMP FESTIVAL
VOTE H-BEAM '08
The Summercamp Music Festival 2008 is a shindig taking place up in Chillicothe, IL May 23rd, 24th, and 25th that includes such artists as The Flaming Lips, Moe, Umphrey's McGee, and some band named Widespread Something-or-another. The organizers of the festival have created a traveling "American Idol" (minus Paula Abdul hooking up with contestants) that is scouting the states for talent to play the Summercamp Festival. Each city has a winner, who in turn get to play at the festival. The winner is determined by voter turnout. That's right folks, just in case you needed even more caucuses.
H-Beam is generally aware that these things are a popularity contest. Bands sabotaging equipment. Malicious comments made about some lead singer's pants no being tight enough. Two rivaling guitarists entering into an all out face melt bonanza. We've all seen it play out before, some a hundred times.
H-Beam just wants to go to camp. So here's there solution that will make them happy regardless.
Sign on up you happy campers. H-Beam is going camping in there own sick and twisted way. Taking the whole SummerCamp thing a direction only obvious to the ridiculous nature of the trio. Hike up your socks, dust your canoe, and pitch a tent cause it's gonna be a nutty one.
H-Beam Will be performing last of four bands in the evening. The bus leaves at Midnight to Camp "What Happens Here, Stays Here." Rumors of Crazy girls across the lake, shorts up on a flagpole, plenty of references to "Race For Your Life Charlie Brown," and I do believe the Admiral Doc Hop-a-long will be swamping by for a blistering lick or two.
VOTE H-BEAM '08
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