Life's a Beach at Eddy Teach's

Here's to the mates on the Florida shore
who fill up our glasses when we need a pour
The Captain says drink bitch so we drink some more
Here's to the mates on the isle o' st. george

Edward the Teacher had lessons in death
with plundersome pirates with havocy breath
who landed not far from where we had crossed
We knew we had found it and hoped to get lost

Here's to the mates on the Florida shore
who fill up our glasses when we need a pour
The Captain says drink bitch so we drink some more
Here's to the mates on the isle o' st. george

So like the blackbearded lets feast on the oysters
And raise up the glasses right off of them coasters
To James, Jim, Vicki for all that they do
And letting us aboard to rock with the crew

Here's to the mates on the Florida shore
who fill up our glasses when we need a pour
The Captain says drink bitch so we drink some more
Here's to the mates on the isle o' st. george